I contacted my representative (Kevin Hensley, Middletown) and he was gracious enough to listen.
I told him how it was a shame that California is now processing applications faster than New Castle County. He explained that it wasn't the first time people have complained to him about it, and said he would investigate further.
He said New Castle County used "we have more applicants" as an excuse. I sent Mr. Hensley the statistics proving that not to be the case. New Castle has 10,000ish CCDWs, Kent has 6,000ish, and Sussex has 7,000ish. If that was the case, Kent/Sussex would be processing applications in 60% and 70% of the time, respectively. Instead, we see applications for Kent/Sussex go through in 1-3 months, while New Castle takes 5+ months, easily.
I also called the prothonotary's office today and Dale Broome's voicemail says she'll be on vacation until September 13th. It's currently October 1st.