"Alice's Restaurant" just popped into my head. Anyone old enough to remember that Arlo Guthrie song? Anyway, seriously doubt if that would affect an application.
Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"