I posted this before somewhere.. but it does offer hope!
Welcome to the best forum!
I really don't know what everyone is doing wrong! I received my license the very next day after I submitted the application. AND the judge called to apologize for the delay. Had a trooper hand deliver the license to my door with a coupon for IHOP. Somehow, they actually photo-shoped my passport photo to make me look like Bradly Cooper! The expiration is 2050! And instead of the old laminated card they gave me bronze one with the Bill of Rights hand inscribed on the back.
I just don't know what you all are doing wrong!
Couldn't resist!