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Hawkeye

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Some Headlines Write Themselves
« on: August 09, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »
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Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis
Not only did he shoot his own weiner, he did it with a pink gun.

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As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2011/08/07/20110807cr-penisshot0811.html

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Re: Some Headlines Write Themselves
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 01:03:11 AM »
lol. That had to hurt !

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Re: Some Headlines Write Themselves
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 12:28:58 PM »
That's too funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Some Headlines Write Themselves
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 01:01:55 PM »
ROFL !  I dont know any man who would be caught dead with a pink gun. 

Well, unless his life depended on it.

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