My friend and I were seated in the front row, and we got to meet David Keene before the event started.
I told him, "Sir, I'm glad to meet you, because I have a confession to make: I'm probably the dumbest sumb**ch in this room."
"In what way?"
"I've been telling people for years, 'Relax... Obama's not coming for your guns!'"
We had a pretty good laugh over that one... I wish it was actually funny.